Friends of the Muses

Rats in the Dungeon
by Janwin

I just arrived the other day,
Arrived in the Castle in the standard way,
Well there were clothes to wear, and guilds to join,
I found it strange that there was no coin.
But I'm catchin' on, you'll soon see,
You'll all want to be like me, yeah,
You'll all want to be like me...

Well, the rats are in the dungeons with the criminals,
The seamstress and the tailor are workin' within' these walls,
When I get some time to go to the dining hall,
You know it'll be a good time then, yeah, before I take my drunken fall...

I'm five moons old just the other day,
Can't say I've done much, but what the hey?
I'm having fun, and that's ok,
I really don't care what people say.
But I'm catchin' up, you'll soon see,
You'll all want to be like me, yeah,
You'll all want to be like me...

Well, I came from a meeting just the other night,
Left with a knowledge that I couldn't bite,
I'm still confused, but that's alright,
I don't need to know why snow is white,
But I'm learnin' fast, you'll soon see,
You'll all want to be like me, yeah,
You'll all want to be like me...

Well, I cant say I'm an honored guest so far,
But heck, I got access to the bar,
So I'm happy here, with my little beer,
And to my friends I say "Cheers".
Now as I finish my song it occurs to me,
Who would want to be like me, eh?
Who wants to be like me?

Castle Works Unlimited, 2002